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I am a porker. It’s official. I’ve been in & around Porkerville for longer than I care to admit, and frankly I’m bored of it. I am way too fuckawesome to remain in the vicinity of mediocrity that lies adjacent to the aforementioned Porkerville. And so, the time has come to get off my fat, [...]

Step One: Put on an anti-drugs T-shirt, rejected by the writers of Grange Hill Step Two: Don a pair of “flasher” shorts. Seriously, almost every time I’ve been flashed, (which is bizarrely a lot more than most other people I know; make of that what you will) they were wearing satin shorts Step Three: Paint [...]

As a girl with a very English accent (not even a particularly strong regional accent either) I’ve always known that rap was not a career option that was open to me. It’s good to know your limitations. Along with rap star, I always knew that several things were out of my reach: nurse for only [...]

Back in my old stomping ground, I’m still getting a modicum of traffic to the Kama Lifestyles posts that I wrote about a million years ago. I’m also still getting people defending the bollocks that is PUAs & “The Game”. Apparently, though, “Megadirt” thinks he guy who called me a retard was accurate, but just [...]