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I am a porker. It’s official. I’ve been in & around Porkerville for longer than I care to admit, and frankly I’m bored of it. I am way too fuckawesome to remain in the vicinity of mediocrity that lies adjacent to the aforementioned Porkerville. And so, the time has come to get off my fat, [...]

OK, I’m seriously going to start running & get fit. No, really, I’m serious. Really. Alright, you can stop now… really… stop… well at least put that cup of tea down before you start choking, or shoot it out of your nose or something. Seriously though, I mean it. I am determined to whip my [...]