Irregularly updated, lacking in focus, often sweary & largely, utter bollocks. The meandering brain farts of a girl with hair of curls.
A Six Thousand Mile Hug
I’m stressed out. Really busy in work, lots going on outside of work & never enough hours in the day to do all of the things I need to do. When I’m stressed I fret. I’m often considered overly pragmatic but underneath I’m fretting like a… well a person that worries a lot I guess. [...]
The Most Wasted of All Days is One Without Laughter
Or so said E. E. Cummings (according to Google anyway). In which case, yesterday was in no way wasted. A trip to the Maser exhibition kicked off the afternoon, in what can only be described as a trendy squat above an Asian market, was where it all began. Random aside – Hipsters do love faux [...]
It’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to
I haven’t blogged properly in a LONG time. It’s been an interesting few months, but I haven’t felt able to really write anything. The world’s a small enough place when you’re online. Especially in Ireland, where, even offline, the normal six degrees of separation are already reduced to two. At most. And try as I [...]
How to f*ck up your kids in five easy steps
Step One: Put on an anti-drugs T-shirt, rejected by the writers of Grange Hill Step Two: Don a pair of “flasher” shorts. Seriously, almost every time I’ve been flashed, (which is bizarrely a lot more than most other people I know; make of that what you will) they were wearing satin shorts Step Three: Paint [...]
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