Irregularly updated, lacking in focus, often sweary & largely, utter bollocks. The meandering brain farts of a girl with hair of curls.
Run Fat Girl, Run
I am a porker. It’s official. I’ve been in & around Porkerville for longer than I care to admit, and frankly I’m bored of it. I am way too fuckawesome to remain in the vicinity of mediocrity that lies adjacent to the aforementioned Porkerville. And so, the time has come to get off my fat, [...]
Things that go “mumble” in the night
I’m just back from a trip to see my Mr over in China, where he’s merrily teaching English for a year. It was a great trip for so many reasons, but largely because it was a massive giggle. He makes me laugh like a drain. One thing I’d forgotten was how much fun he was [...]
The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree
Late into Christmas afternoon, talk turned to the inevitable way that we all turn into our parents, who themselves had turned into theirs… Auntie, “It wasn’t so much that he looked like his dad; more that they shared the, um, wotsits…” Cousin, “Mannersisms?” Auntie, “Yeah, those. It was the same with my brothers. The way [...]
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